I have advertising your business, hauling & moving or massage for your ? in Santa Fe, New Mexico For Sale

Hi, my name is Lonnie. Some of the things I need are: 6? slide in camper for my truck, printing, taxes, Health club membership, gym, ipad, ipod, dentist, airline tickets, website development, mechanic, restaurant gift card or certificate; or anything of value.
I have $50 gift certificates that never expire.
The gift certificates can be used to get anything listed below:
1) Three $50 gift certificates give you a 90 minute in home massage from myself. (Wherever I travel)
2) Two $50 gift certificates gives you a 90 minute massage. (Nationwide listing of Massage Therapists)
3) Hauling & Moving services. (Nationwide)
4) For other things that the gift certificates can be used for go to www.sandiegomasseurs.com/tgc
If you can give me a place to stay, while I travel, you will get a $50 gift certificate to get any of the services HERE, for each day that I stay. My gift certificates never expire.Please call Lonnie at 619-892-xxxx, if you have any questions.